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This programme contains
some scenes of a sexual nature,

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some strong language
and some scenes which some viewers
may find upsetting.

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It's rude to sneak up on people.

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How did you know?

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You're a walking cloud
of Lynx Africa.

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And I want us to move on with our
lives and for you to be unhappy.

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I miss you, Pippa. Hey, look at
me...

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Just do one, Danny,
you're embarrassing yourself.

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Are Liverpool playing at home?

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a pool of my own blood.

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Is that how you wanna end yours?

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I know you've been having
a shit time.

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I want to be there for you.

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I'm sure you do.

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HAIRDRYER BLASTS

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PHONE RINGS

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MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH EARPHONES

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PHONE BEEPS

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LIFT: Doors opening.

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Doors closing.

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Doors opening.

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THUNDER CRASHES

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Oh!

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One little duck, quack, quack.

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Number four, knock at the door.

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27, gateway to heaven.

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Get away from me!

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You can't have me.

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TANNOY: All new recruits,
report to registration.

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TANNOY: Guest arrival
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Name. Cormac.

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Kelly.

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Sign your life away.

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Enjoy your time with Velorum.

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PROMO VIDEO: By joining Velorum,

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you're becoming part
of something much bigger.

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You are now part of
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most ambitious cruise line.

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Experience freedom like you've never
felt before,

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all whilst gaining professional
skills in a world-class environment.

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Welcome to Velorum,
where your dreams set sail.

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My name is Karen.

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I'm staff captain on
the ship of dreams.

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This is Second Officer Beaker,

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and Third Officer Sam Rhodes.

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Right, first off,

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anyone thinking this is gonna be one
big jolly holiday

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This ship is a merciless mistress.

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I say, "Jump", and you say,
"How high?"

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Officer Beaker says, "Run",
you say, "How fast?"

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A guest asks you to build him a
pillow fort,

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you say, "Duck feather or goose?"

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not since the diabetes.

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If you cross me,
I will wipe you out with a precision

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the likes of which you crotch
droppings have never seen.

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Welcome aboard the Sacramentum.

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The I-95. 2,000 of you will pass
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Some of this lot don't ever see
the light of day.

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Hiya, I'm Lauren.

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Cormac.

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Hands out of pockets!

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Sorry, Aunt Lydia.

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The crew mess.

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We've a two-strike rule on here
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Any nonsense,
inappropriate guest interaction,

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and you will be on a flight home
quicker than you can say...

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Little Duck's Soft Play Palace.

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The theatre.

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The Officers' Mess.

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These boys are Karen's eyes
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TRAINEES: Hello.

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The promenade.
One-stop shopping and eating,

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everything you need at
your fingertips.

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Only officers and entertainment
staff with one of these

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But the video said...

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Sorry? Was that a question...
Jerome?

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What about free time?

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What free time? No, you lot will be
in back-of-house roles.

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But if you impress, you might be
granted temporary access

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usually off limits.

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Guest arrival in 30 minutes.

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It's a bit much, innit?

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Names.

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Cormac.

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And? Vivian.

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Vivian, what are you,
a 1950s housewife?

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nothing, and I mean nothing,

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is too much for our guests. Right,
at the end of the corridor here,

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you'll see access
to first class, OK?

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And over here...

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..our performers.

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Currently rehearsing a production
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Mr A? Mr A? Good morning.

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This is Mr Allan,
our cruise director.

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Welcome. Welcome, all of you.

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You're all going to have
the best summer.

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It's gonna be great.

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OK, guests are coming.

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No doubt you'll all disappoint me.

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Back to bunks,
then to assignments.

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And remember,
Karen is always watching.

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This ship is a maze.

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Guess who got their own room.

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How did you manage that?

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And let's hope my luck holds,

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because this is one big bang boat,
baby.

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There'll be none of that for me, ta.

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I've got my Daronte back home.
My fiance.

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Is that a mood ring?

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It was his nan's.

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Cormac?

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Me? Er, no. Single.

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Sheffield's gay scene isn't exactly
flourishing, so...

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Looking for love, then?

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No. No. I mean, I'm just,

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I'm kind of focusing on my work at
the minute.

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I think I'm this way.

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Oh!

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TANNOY: Guests now boarding.

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Go on straight through for me,
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This way.

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We're here for you.

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Happy to.

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Mr and Mrs Pleasance.
Welcome back, we missed you.

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How was your journey?

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To be honest, I could do with one
of those cheeky Turkish rubs.

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I want to personally escort you
to your suite

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and we'll get that set up for you.

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DOOR OPENS

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Oh. Hello, Jamie.
You looked taller in your picture.

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Cormac? No. No, no, no, no, no.

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What the hell are you doing here?
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Fancied a bit of sun, didn't I?
How did you even... no, no, no,

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you have to get off right now, OK?

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I take your place on here, you stay
at home.

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My emails couldn't
have been clearer.

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Who's Rosie?

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She was my girlfriend. We were
supposed to come on here together,

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but then she ended it and I bailed.

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This was kind of all your fault,
to be honest, man.

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So, what,
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You couldn't just wait three months?
Oh, my God, you wanna spy on her.

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Hey, don't judge me.

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I'm not stealing somebody's
identity

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like the Talented Mr Whippy.

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You sold it to me.
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But you can still do your thing,
man.

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Find out what happened
to your sister, um...

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Pippa. Yeah.

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Her name's Pippa.

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Is it true she...?

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That's what Velorum says,
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And the only way of getting to
the truth

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is by investigating for myself.

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This is my one and only chance

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of finding out what actually
happened,

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whilst all the same people
are still on the ship.

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No. Look, the only way I can do this

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is if they don't know who
I really am, OK?

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If either of us gets caught,
that's it, I'm finished.

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Why am I explaining this to you?

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You need to leave right now.

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TANNOY: Guests fully boarded,
doors closed. Departure in 30.

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It's too late.

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So, what's the plan, anyway?

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Gonna bang a few heads together
and fuck shit up?

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I was just going to talk to people.

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I want to know more about
the guy she was seeing,

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him, Danny. Hey what...

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Look, I need to go back.

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They might come looking, OK?

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Just please do not,

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under any circumstances,
leave this cabin.

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or if Rosie finds you stalking her,
what do you think she'd say?

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Do you think she might take
it the wrong way, or...?

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I can keep an eye on her for you,
all right?

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Just as long as you stay here.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's not like I've got
enough on my plate.

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Just text me...
No, here, I'll show you this one.

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This is us at Diggerland.

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God, she loves a JCB.

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Right. Just stay put, yeah?

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I mean it.

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I'm not going anywhere, man.

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Get to work, new guy.

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Excuse me, do you know Pippa?
Pippa Walsh? No, you don't...

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No, I didn't know her.
What about her boyfriend Danny?

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Yeah, I know him. He's the worst.

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they're bloodsuckers.

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IN FILIPINO:

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But she used to work on here.

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Those theatre kids are into drugs.

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Drugs? How do they get drugs?

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Probably from one of the mafias.

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There are a few on here.
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The Filipinos are top.

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Cross one and you've crossed
them all.

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Pippa, she was a piece of work.

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We call her the Mary Celeste.

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So many sailors went down on her
and nobody knows where she is.

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Argh!

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SEAGULLS CRY

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Welcome to Velorum,

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where your dreams set sail.

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Not too late to run.
You wouldn't be the first to bail.

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Seriously, go now,
or you'll never escape.

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to save during my gap year.

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It's been 84 years.

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Sorry.

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Didn't mean to interrupt your moment
of pain and despair.

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You gonna be all right?

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Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine.
Thank you.

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And lose the blue shirt,
you don't wanna be a bloob.

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Blob?
A blue noob. Bottom of the ladder

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when it comes to nonsensical cruise
ship subculture.

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This boat's tribal as hell.

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Do you have to stand that close
to me? You've got shit breath.

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I've never been with
an Asian girl before.

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I have.

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Touch me again and I'll drown
you, dickhead.

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Oi! What's going on?

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Get out!

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What? You OK?

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Yeah, well, maybe she had
the right idea.

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The girl that you were asking about,
the one who jumped.

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She didn't jump.

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THUD NEARBY

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Hello?

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PANICKED SHOUTING

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Arseholes.

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Do you know,
they keep bodies in here

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when they run out of space in
the mortuary.

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Every cruise ship has one.

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If they ask us to give out
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What make you come on here?

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Were you not watching the video?

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I wanted to gain professional
skills in a world-class environment.

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00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,200
And I needed to get as far away as
I could.

262
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,440
Oh. It's fine.

263
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,920
<font color="
to see the back of me.

264
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:09,200
At least they noticed you left.
What do you mean?

265
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,000
My dad doesn't know I'm on here.

266
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,280
You didn't tell him?

267
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,440
We're not really
the tell each other kind of family.

268
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,560
<font color="

269
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:22,040
Died when I was ten.

270
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,080
Oh. I'm sorry.

271
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,320
It's all good.

272
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,840
Danny, Danny, Danny.

273
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,360
Hi sir.

274
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,000
SOFT RUSTLING

275
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,720
HE RETCHES

276
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,920
DOOR UNLOCKS

277
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,400
Shit.

278
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,640
KNOCK AT DOOR

279
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,960
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She wants to leave.

280
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,320
Then let her. She's dead weight.

281
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,440
You don't trust her?

282
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,040
Never trust a girl
with two names and French tips.

283
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,120
You need to talk to her.

284
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,560
SHIP HORN BLOWS

285
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,560
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286
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,280
Don't try and stop me, Sophia!

287
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,640
Where are you going? Anywhere.

288
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,160
Where's anywhere?
Anywhere that isn't on here.

289
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,760
We're in way over our heads
and this just,

290
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,400
<font color="
it's not...

291
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,800
Well, it's not fun any more, is it?

292
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800
Why won't this close?

293
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,000
Argh!

294
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,840
I'm done. I'm sorry, Sophia.

295
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,640
I was just...

296
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,480
We've already been down here.

297
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,800
Do you ever feel like you're being
<font color="

298
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,800
This is a floating prison.

299
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,000
And ironically, the most freedom
I've had in ages.

300
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,280
I think my dad thought

301
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,240
that if he could keep me locked away
from the world,

302
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,800
maybe it'll quell my
sinful desires.

303
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,720
<font color="
for him?

304
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,120
Well, I just had to get out of there

305
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,400
and I thought that running off
to become a sailor

306
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,960
sounded like the gayest option.

307
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,080
And look at me now.

308
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,280
Smashing the cheap labour
stereotypes.

309
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,800
<font color="
that I'd get to see the world.

310
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,200
"Come and play with us,

311
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,160
"forever, and ever, and ever."

312
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,240
Do you have a spare phone charger?

313
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,280
Hungry?

314
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,720
Um, just a lot of feelings to eat.

315
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,200
What are you looking at?

316
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,360
<font color="

317
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,320
Did you find matey boy,
the boyfriend?

318
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,640
I sure did.

319
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,960
What do you know about him?

320
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,520
Everything there is to know.
You know, did my research,

321
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,440
went through everyone online who she
was friends with on here.

322
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,880
<font color="
past few months.

323
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,320
What, like, swotting up and shit?

324
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,840
Yeah.

325
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,960
Yeah. You seem the type.

326
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,480
Come on, shot, shot, shot,
shots. Ready?

327
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,480
I've reached my wi-fi limit.

328
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,840
Oh, yeah,
<font color="

329
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,800
No, but how is it used up already?

330
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,640
I mean, what did you do?

331
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,800
All right, look.
Rosie posted a story.

332
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,880
I was like, "No, Cormac,
don't go texting her now.

333
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,440
"Get yourself some self-control."

334
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,640
<font color="
series, just to get my mind off her.

335
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,880
But then that made me horny.

336
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,800
Look, I'm sorry,
but you were gone bloody ages,

337
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,760
and it's horrible being locked
down here.

338
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,080
I'm not sure I can do this, man.

339
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,880
<font color="

340
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,320
So hot and... how long did that
Wikileaks fella last?

341
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,960
It's been nine hours.

342
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,640
Three months?
You get less for murder.

343
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,280
Well, I'm hoping it won't take that
long to get to the truth.

344
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,920
<font color="

345
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,520
I feel my body shutting down or
something. Did you see her yet?

346
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,080
Who? Rosie.

347
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,640
Yes. She's fine.

348
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,960
What was she doing?

349
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,320
What? What was Rosie doing
when you saw her?

350
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,600
<font color="

351
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,680
..mopping.

352
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,560
Mopping?

353
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,120
Mopping what?

354
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,280
The deck. What deck?

355
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,520
Just... all of the decks.

356
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,760
Funny, that.
Because Rosie isn't a cleaner.

357
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,880
She's a Cher tribute.

358
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,400
<font color="
Get off me!

359
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,600
She is a Cher tribute.

360
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,880
She's a Cher tribute,
you treacherous bastard!

361
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,360
Missing? It was two days before
anyone even reported her gone.

362
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,000
And because the ship's registered
<font color="

363
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,840
any crime on board has
to be investigated by their police.

364
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,720
They sent a detective for one day.

365
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,280
You wouldn't believe the stuff
these companies get away with.

366
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,920
I mean, this is a floating city
with no police.

367
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,400
<font color="

368
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,760
Well, what did Velorum say?

369
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,080
She jumped. I know she didn't.
She wouldn't.

370
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,960
A multi-million dollar corporation
covering up negligence? Never.

371
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,920
You sound sure that she
didn't jump.

372
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,200
I mean, we tell each other
<font color="

373
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,920
She would have told me if she
was struggling.

374
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,880
She had this strength like nobody
I know.

375
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,080
She basically raised me after
our mum,

376
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,760
and then our dad
stopped functioning.

377
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,600
<font color="
the only person who knows me.

378
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,400
Everyone on here is a suspect.

379
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,800
Someone on here knows something.

380
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,600
Danny had a phone in his room.
I want to get him on his own.

381
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,720
I want to see what I can get
out of him.

382
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:31,000
<font color="
You can't do this on your own. No.

383
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,760
And, so far,

384
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,000
you're the only person on here
who's bearable company.

385
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,440
And I lied to you.

386
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,920
My parents don't actually know
that I'm on here either.

387
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,240
<font color="
stolen cards

388
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,600
paying for travel to get on here.

389
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,760
So, more on the run than running
away, then?

390
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,360
What I'm saying is,
you can trust me.

391
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,200
Just not with my credit card.

392
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,040
Are they not looking for you?

393
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,480
<font color="
the police.

394
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,840
And too embarrassed by my
very existence.

395
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,560
Thank you, Vivian, really. But...

396
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,720
And I'm an accessory now,
aren't I? No offence,

397
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,200
you're obviously not as good

398
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,720
at this cloak and dagger thing
<font color="

399
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,960
And you need someone
to babysit Lurch.

400
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,160
Can you trust that he's not going to
blow your cover?

401
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,600
KNOCK AT DOOR

402
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,600
Expecting someone?

403
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,040
Just a second. Hide the phone.

404
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,520
Hang on!

405
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,360
<font color="

406
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,680
Vivian!

407
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,200
JAMIE PANTS

408
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,840
DEATH METAL MUSIC PLAYS

409
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,360
Argh! Where are we?

410
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,600
Just let me go. Please, please,
just let me go.

411
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,320
I won't tell anyone about this.

412
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,480
Please just let me leave.

413
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,240
<font color="
just let me leave, please.

414
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,240
Where is she?
What did you do with her?

415
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,960
Chill out.

416
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,760
Your mate's next door.

417
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,880
Somebody wants to meet you.

418
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,840
What is that?

419
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,840
It's a fish.

420
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,560
<font color="

421
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,880
Go on.

422
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,120
Chill out,
it's just a rite of passage.

423
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,680
That's everyone.

424
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,560
The French boy loved it.

425
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,800
HE SLAPS JAMIE'S REAR

426
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,200
MUSIC PLAYS

427
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,480
OTHERS CHEER

428
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,440
I suppose I've kissed worse.
<font color="

429
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,760
Look at them all.

430
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,400
Ground down by the mindlessness
of work, made passive by...

431
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,600
Shots! Did they get you as well?

432
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,720
Up the bum. No babies!

433
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,560
I had to put her down.

434
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,840
What? The fish.
<font color="

435
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,680
Yeah, I think I might have
misunderstood the assignment

436
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,080
just a little bit.

437
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,760
No hard feelings, man.
We all had to do it.

438
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:30,000
Well, nobody's ever gone as far
as you did, you freak.

439
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,160
<font color="

440
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,360
You know, it takes a special type of
person to want to work 12 hours,

441
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,600
party eight and sleep four.

442
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,720
It's worth it, though, man.

443
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,960
You get mad pussy on here, mate.

444
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,000
Oh, look, the only mad pussy
I've been near

445
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,600
<font color="

446
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,720
We all go a little mad sometimes.

447
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,600
Have we met before?

448
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,400
I don't think... No, no, see, I
definitely know you from somewhere.

449
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,400
What's your name?

450
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,840
Cormac.

451
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,560
Cormac? Kelly.

452
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,720
<font color="

453
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,000
You know, that rings a bell.

454
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,560
That rings a bell.
And you know Hamish.

455
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,200
Hey, Hamish!

456
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,800
I was sorry to hear about what
happened with your ex.

457
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,160
Was it... Pippa?

458
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Sorry, I just, I didn't mean to,

459
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:31,640
<font color="
were talking, that's all. Sorry.

460
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,680
Yeah, I know.

461
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,920
We weren't together long.

462
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,680
Too clingy.

463
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,600
I had to pie her off.

464
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,320
Plenty more fish in the sea, though.

465
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,200
Sorry, man, it's all right.
Couldn't resist.

466
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,760
<font color="

467
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,160
Pippa, it's really sad.

468
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,440
It's tragic.

469
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,680
Anyway, in a bit,
you fucking mood hoover.

470
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,160
I'm sorry, Sophia. I lost it.

471
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,200
This ship is such a mind-fuck.

472
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,440
It's all one big lie.

473
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,840
Forget it.

474
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,400
<font color="
you'll keep it together.

475
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,200
You know,

476
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:37,280
the others said that you're just
a cheap Pippa substitute,

477
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,280
but I think you're really cool.

478
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,680
Sam.

479
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,840
Sophia. What are you doing?

480
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,520
Getting some air.

481
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,160
<font color="
if Karen catches you... Oh.

482
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,320
I'm writing you up.

483
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,520
We're missing the party.

484
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,040

how long have I been here?

485
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,480

how many tries have I failed?

486
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,040
<font color="

487
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,480
Still here.
Watered down vodka cranberry?

488
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,040
Why not?

489
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,520
Those! Those!
Is it always like this?

490
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,560
Yeah, Velorum likes us
to let off steam.

491
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,360
Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
<font color="

492
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,640
J... Er, Cormac. Cormac.

493
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,680
Nice to meet you, Cormac.

494
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,720
Rosie?

495
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,040
You're Rosie?

496
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,600
Sorry, do I know you?

497
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,400
No. No. I like your feathers.

498
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,800
GASPING

499
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,520
Stay if you want.

500
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,080
<font color="

501
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,760
Who's Pippa?

502
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,600
What?

503
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,000
You kept calling me Pippa.

504
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,080
Did I?

505
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,800
Like, twice. It was weird.

506
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,960
Who is she?

507
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,760
I thought you were leaving.

508
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,760
Hilarious, Hamish.

509
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,560
You're not my type, bruv.

510
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,000
<font color="
about the fucked up duck?

511
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,280


512
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,040


513
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,600


514
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,240
There's this boy celebrating
his 18th

515
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,800
but his dad doesn't have much money,

516
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,440
so he gives him this special lucky
<font color="

517
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:56,240


518
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,560
You're an accessory, remember?

519
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,720
DANNY: Now, this boy's a virgin.

520
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:08,000
Wants to test how lucky the duck is,
so he finds an escort.

521
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,600
He says, "I can only pay
<font color="

522
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,320
She takes the duck, they bang,
and after, she's like,

523
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,160
"Mate, that was amazing.
I can't believe you're a virgin.

524
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,160
"Can we do it again?" He says,

525
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,360
"But I don't have anything else
to give." She's like,

526
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:26,400
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the duck back. I just want more."

527
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,120
So they bang some more
and it's great.

528
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,480
He gets home and his dad's like,

529
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,440
"So, how was your night, son?

530
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,880
"How was the lucky duck?"

531
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,400
The boy says...

532
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,600
CREW LAUGH

533
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,440
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534
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,120
DANNY CRIES OUT

535
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:17,040


536
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,240
MUSIC FADES

537
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,200
DANNY GASPS FOR BREATH

538
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,680


539
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:29,000


540
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,160